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SHOCKING
SPANISH BASKETBALL TEAM poses for racist advertisement
ELBOW. Pop. Ouch.
Chinese fake OPENING-CEREMONY FIREWORKS. Embarrassing, considering they invented them
Wrestler hurls BRONZE MEDAL to ground in typical Swedish rage
Fall of the front runners--LIU XIANG and Tyson Gay
Forty-one-year-old DARA TORRES, 41, swims for three silver medals at 41 but gets no gold. She's 41
Pileup in HUMAN STEEPLECHASE
NBC does its part for China's environment with air-conditioned outdoor studios
Underage CHINESE GYMNASTS?
PREDICTABLE
MICHAEL PHELPS' 12,000-calorie-a-day diet. He consumes entire gymnasts
U.S. OLYMPIANS win gold medal in THURSTON HOWELL III--impersonation event
HUNGARIAN TEAM ingeniously fashions Olympic Village drapes into opening-ceremony uniforms
Mission accomplished! U.S. BOXER assumes premature victory, later discovers he has lost
FULL-BODY SWIMSUITS help smash world records, ruin Games for female viewers
China detains people who apply for PROTEST PERMITS, then gives them dunce caps
PRESIDENT BUSH holds up American flag backward, still iffy on concept of "my left" vs. "your left"
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE