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SHOCKING
Not guilty!
JANET JACKSON'S nipple acquitted of all charges
DARK KNIGHT questioned for allegedly assaulting mother and sister before his own movie premiere
"I'm a miracle, dude."
DR. HORRIBLE so popular it crashes Web server
JIMMY FALLON begins Late Night takeover with webisodes this fall. Will probably not crash server
BARENAKED LADIES quit Disney tour after lead singer busted for cocaine. So that's where those million dollars went
NATALIE PORTMAN spoofs Bollywood in boyfriend Devendra Banhart's music video
SPIDER-MAN to star in film of Brown v. Board of Education. Naturally, Christian Bale will beat its box-office take in Marbury v. Madison
WATCHMEN trailer = 300 + superheroes
PREDICTABLE
Thumbs down--Ebert and Roeper leaving their own show
K-FED out of Legally Blonde musical--legally talentless
RAINN WILSON stands in as CNN weatherman, fails to make obvious name pun
Drama queen SHANNON DOHERTY to guest on new 90210 series as drama teacher
This woman to produce art reality show
TORI SPELLING, mother of a 1-year-old, to pen parenting memoir
CLUELESS, Mean Girls and Pretty in Pink to be made into video games. And you thought Halo was violent
RON PAUL to follow up The Revolution: A Manifesto with memoir
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE