Thursday, Jul. 17, 2008

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SHOCKING

BRANGELINA twins born--and given not completely insane names

Apple co-founder STEVE WOZNIAK seen cutting in line to get new iPhone

Graffiti artist BANKSY unmasked, shocking normally sedate graffiti world

BRADY BUNCH feud!

Sixty-one-year-old Rolling Stone RONNIE WOOD runs off with 18-year-old Russian waitress

Recovering addict ROBERT DOWNEY JR. to play remorseless addict Sherlock Holmes

GUNS N' ROSES to debut new song on Rock Band 2. Originally scheduled to appear on Missile Command

PREDICTABLE

JIMMY KIMMEL and SARAH SILVERMAN split. Maybe she really was f______Matt Damon

RED DAWN to be remade. Wolverines!

SGT. PEPPER drum skin auctioned for $1.1 million. Heather Mills calling her lawyer

HILLARY CLINTON'S campaign sells "never give up" T shirts to reduce debt after having given up

Mission accomplished: Cast members of W. arrested during bar fight

FEIST to perform 1, 2, 3, 4 on Sesame Street

ETHAN HAWKE secretly marries former nanny, who immediately bans the hiring of any future nannies

SEX AND THE CITY sequel in development. We didn't know they made orthopedic Manolo Blahniks

JESSE VENTURA not running for Senate after all. But look at him--this guy was a shoo-in!

Alleged MILEY CYRUS wet T shirt photo shatters dreams of innocent Web

SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE