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SHAQUILLE O'NEAL--still mocking Kobe, still freestyling!

VERSACE spring line inspired by Barack Obama

OPRAH ends 21-day "cleanse." National nightmare over

Times Square's NAKED COWBOY sues M&M's for infringing on his trademarked look. Matthew McConaughey takes note

Namaste, Adrian! STALLONE to cameo in Bollywood flick

MARTHA STEWART denied British visa because of criminal record

BOY GEORGE denied U.S. visa because of criminal record

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RUBEN STUDDARD to have 20 groomsmen--because you can never have too many spotters during the hora

BILL GATES celebrates last day of full-time work at Microsoft. Steve Ballmer celebrates more

JOHN MAYER concert to screen at movie theaters. Imagine seeing this face 30 feet high

GUNS N' ROSES Chinese Democracy leaked

ANNE HATHAWAY dumps Zach Braff--looking boyfriend before he's indicted on fraud charges

CELINE DION'S AC/DC cover named the worst of all time

Surfer dudes attack paparazzo to defend MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, scream "Leave our God alone!"

THE LOVE GURU=Mike Myers' Pluto Nash

DON IMUS clarifies outrageous statement after it sparks outrage

HUGH HEFNER bio reveals Hefner enjoys sex

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