Performances Of The Week

THE GOOD

Let me take you back to 9/11. RUDY GIULIANI couldn't praise Bush enough for battling terrorism

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER stole the show, dubbing certain unnamed Democrats "economic girly men"

THE NOT-SO-GOOD

The convention's prize pit bull, turncoat Democrat ZELL MILLER, made Dick Cheney seem warm and fuzzy

Those poor BUSH TWINS. Barbara and Jenna's canned one-liners left more viewers cringing than guffawing.