Here's A Tip: Domino's Delivers

By Sora Song

For the third time in as many years, rocker BILLY JOEL has crashed his car into an inanimate object. In 2002 it was a post. In 2003 it was a tree. Last week it was a house in Bayville, N.Y., down the street from the Piano Man's Long Island estate. Joel says he was on his way to pick up a pizza when his vintage 1967 Citroen skidded off the wet road, through some shrubbery and into the home. He suffered a minor cut on his left ring finger but refused medical attention. Police say the singer showed no signs of intoxication--he's just that bad a driver naturally--and didn't give him a sobriety test. The house's owner, Maria Dono, who was out shopping at the time of the accident, says she had never even heard of Billy Joel before he ended up in her yard. Now that's gotta hurt.