Monday, Dec. 13, 1999
Rattled In Seattle
By Val Castronovo, Chen Dan, Daniel S. Levy, Ellin Martens, Julie Rawe, Chris Taylor and Josh Tyrangiel
Groups that caught the WTO organizers off guard
JOSE BOVE
BEEF: Lousy, processed food STUNT: Noisy picnic press conference with cheese and French bread in front of McDonald's
RADICAL CHEERLEADERS
BEEF: Globalization makes the world, like, rilly dull STUNT: Crashed the downtown Christmas parade, dancing behind the mayor
SIERRA CLUB
BEEF: WTO ignores animal rights, environmental treaties STUNT: Teamed with United Steelworkers for waterfront Boston WTeaO Party
BLACK-CLAD MESSENGERS
BEEF: New World Order too orderly STUNT: Smashed windows, looted, rioted, wreaked general mayhem
HUMANE SOCIETY OF THE U.S.
BEEF: WTO violates animal rights, e.g., sea turtles caught in shrimp-fishing nets STUNT: Armies in cardboard turtle costumes, human butterflies on stilts
RAINFOREST ACTION NETWORK
BEEF: Deforestation STUNT: Dangled from construction crane to unfurl five-story-high anti-WTO banner (they were arrested)
DYKE ACTION
BEEF: Beef--injected with hormones STUNT: Topless in Seattle, the better to bare their convictions
RAGING GRANNIES
BEEF: Big Business bad for little guy STUNT: Senioritas in granny getups performed protest songs to tunes of old standards
RUCKUS SOCIETY
BEEF: WTO = corporate greed STUNTS: Grads of Ruckus "camps" scaled and banner'd Old Navy, paraded as corporate Grim Reapers