Notebook

By Melissa August, Harriet Barovick, Michelle Derrow, Tam Gray, Lina Lofaro, Ellin Martens, David Spitz and Chris Taylor

WINNERS & LOSERS

[WINNERS]

TINA BROWN Giuliani's in a snit over her mag's party and possible Hillary cover. Can publicity get better than this?

LAMAR ALEXANDER Orrin Hatch says he'll run for Prez too. Lamar may not be the loneliest guy out there anymore

WAYNE GRETZKY Bypasses three-year wait for Hockey Hall of Fame. Next step: beatification?

[& LOSERS]

SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC To lose a war is bad enough. To lose your Swiss bank account as well looks like plain carelessness

GEORGE W. BUSH Mixes Slovenia and Slovakia in fourth foreign-land gaffe. Georgia borders...Albania? Alabama?

PRINCE WILLIAM Digitally altered on Sophie and Ed's wedding photos for not smiling. Orf with his 'ead!