Monday, Jul. 06, 1998
Banned in the U.S.A.
By Alain L. Sanders and Dara Horn
Hey, Happy Fourth of July! Sure, it's a free country, but sometimes there oughta be a law against laws. Some don'ts, sensible to silly, from around the nation:
*RIDGEWOOD, N.J. No Silly String in summer
*HILLSBOROUGH, N.C. No roosters
*CARRBORO, N.C. No drive-through windows in downtown business area
*WEAVERVILLE, N.C. No unleashed miniature pigs in public
*JONESBORO, GA. No profanity in front of children under 14
*JUPITER, FLA. No roadside billboards
*HOWEY-IN-THE-HILLS, FLA. No run-down facades with chipped paint
*SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, TEXAS No wearing of socks or ties
*STATE OF TEXAS No walking in the streets if there is a sidewalk
*HILLSIDE, ILL. No signs on residential property
*MOUNT PROSPECT, ILL. No harboring pigeons or bees
*TOPEKA, KANS. No alcohol in a teacup
*MANHATTAN, KANS. No indoor furniture on outdoor porches
*SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH No spitting on sidewalks
*LOS ANGELES No gas-powered leaf blowers
*COOS BAY, ORE. No possession of paint, ink or chalk with intent to apply graffiti
--By Alain L. Sanders and Dara Horn