PC Dirty Dancing

"If an able-bodied person could have been up there doing it, a disabled person should have been able to also."

-- RON SHIGETA, A LOS ANGELES CITY OFFICIAL, RULING THAT NUDE SHOWER DANCING AT A LOS ANGELES NIGHTCLUB DISCRIMINATED AGAINST WHEELCHAIR-BOUND STRIPPERS, WHO THEORETICALLY COULDN'T FIT IN THE CLUB'S SHOWER STALL