Word Watch

By Janice Castro

, The drama department at Manhattan's ritzy Dalton School is so politically correct that a recent production of Bertolt Brecht's classic The Good Woman of Sichuan, the story of a young woman who disguises herself as a man, was titled The Good Person of Sichuan. Watch for other revisions in these hypersensitive times:

THEATER

Death of a Salesperson

Two People of Verona

Person and Superperson

The Person of La Mancha

FILM

The Person Vanishes

Pretty Person

White People Can't Jump

Single White Person

The Quiet Person

MUSIC

Bess, You Is My Person Now

The Person Is a Tramp

No Person, No Cry

People Just Want to Have Fun

Big People Don't Cry

Black Magic Person

LITERATURE

The Highwayperson

The Senior Person and the Sea

Our Person in Havana

Of Mice and People