The Morning Line

By PAUL GRAY/

Corazon Aquino, the Philippines

Even money. Do seven failed tries deserve another? No. But with the economy in shambles, the coups keep coming.

Hun Sen, Cambodia

3 to 1. With the Chinese, Vietnamese and Thais all squabbling over Cambodia, the country is rapidly going to Pol Pot.

Fidel Castro, Cuba

7 to 2. Whipping up resentment about the U.S.'s TV Marti broadcasts won't feed his people if Moscow's $10 million-a-day subsidy wanes.

Mobutu Sese Seko, Zaire

7 to 2. Finally balking at reports of his $3 billion fortune and palatial residences in several countries, the World Bank wants to cut aid, and so does Congress.

Margaret Thatcher, Britain

4 to 1. Wimpy Tories afraid to tell her that the poll tax has been too taxing on her polls have a dream scheme: get husband Denis to ask her to retire.

With reporting by DAVID ELLIS