The Pampered Parrot

MANNERS & MORALS

Advertisement of the week:

"WANTED, A PARROT.

"The makers of HADACOL,* a vitamin and mineral formula, are seeking the services of a parrot that will say distinctly, many times a day, 'Polly wants HADACOL.'

"The owner of such a .bird, if selected, will be given a reasonable compensation on a contract basis. The owner and the parrot will travel in a limousine with the parrot's name engraved in gold on the door and will stay only at the best hotels. The parrot will be furnished a gold cage and its life insured.

"The parrot will visit large drugstores, perform at conventions, etc., and may be presented on radio and television. The Le Blanc Corporation has a triple A high credit rating."

*Who agreed last month, under Federal Trade Commission pressure, to quit advertising that the product "assures good health and restores youthful feeling and appearance."

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