Cheers! In La Sierra, Calif., Mrs.

Edith Casebeer was installed a? president of the Woman's Christian Temperance Union. In Denver, state civil service commissioners refused a job as liquor-law enforcement officer to Applicant Ryland A. Drinkwine.

Babyface. In Nashville, FBI agents traced a holdup to Gangster Earl Bircham after they had learned that the thieves wore Bircham's usual disguise: a mask made from waterproof baby pants.

Curb Service. In Pompano, Fla., Samuel Bachinger, visiting an insurance broker to pay his automobile insurance premium, glanced out the window, saw a sign blow off the company's building and smack his Oldsmobile, promptly filed a claim.

Last Laugh. In Philadelphia, while giving Constable William L. Bailey a ticket for illegal parking, Patrolman James J. Gallo dropped a piece of paper on the ground, later received a ticket from Bailey for littering the streets.

On the Spot. In Van Nuys, Calif., police arrested John Edward Fuqua, found asleep in his car in Lullaby Lane.

Helping Hands. In Atlanta, unable to tuck in his shirttail because his arm was in a cast, Ralph Adams asked a boy to help him, later discovered that his wallet with $13 was missing. In Denver, Bus Driver Otis C. Trueblood left his bus to help a blind passenger across the street, returned to find that three other passengers had left with his change container and $22.

Loony Loot. In Ocala, Fla., burglars broke into Ross Allen's menagerie and took 23 alligators.

Things That Are Caesar's. In Philadelphia, the tax receiver's office mailed 10,000 receipts to citizens who paid up, got back 28 receipts with checks to cover the same amounts. In Dallas, Internal Revenue officials received an unsigned letter enclosing $105 and a Bible reference: "Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due . . ." (Romans 13:7) In Bari, Italy, Widow Teresa Porcaro looked at her tax bill, forthwith died of a heart attack.

Brief Encounter. In Houston, Cafe Operator Peter Allen Reinholt asked annulment of his six-day-old marriage when his bride disappeared with a box of cigars, a carton of cigarettes, 15 pounds of cold cuts and $133 in cash.

Battle Stations. In St. Louis, during an argument in Sportsman's Park, Baseball Fan Joseph Cherry took off his glasses, removed his false teeth, then punched Usher William F. Goza in the nose.

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