Monday, Jun. 07, 1948

The Trick

A story was going around London last week: two Russians were discussing World War III. Said Ivan: "By 1952 we'll have the bomb and the first thing to do will be to knock out Britain. Five bombs in five stout suitcases should do the trick--one for Liverpool, one for Manchester, one for Birmingham, and two for London."

Said Boris: "That will do the trick all right, if only by 1952 we will be able to make five suitcases."

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