Foxy. In Burford, England, a nimble fox leaped safely over a broken electric wire, foxily led eleven baying hounds to their deaths by shock. In Luray, Va., another fox jumped into a well, drowned with three of the four pursuing hounds that followed.

Even. In Kankakee, Ill., Doris Keller dramatically tried to get even with her husband for blackening her eye, succeeded only in getting sick when her solid base of beers neutralized the poison she swallowed.

Repentance. In Philadelphia, an unknown thief crept to Mrs. Joseph Martin's house, tied her $125 cameo locket, stolen eight years ago, to the doorknob with an unsigned explanatory note: "I'm sorry."

Triangle. In Genoa, Italy, Vasco Cavallero got a year in jail for bigamy, despite the impassioned pleas of his two wives, who protested that they were a "perfect family," living cosily together and minding their own business until the law stuck its nose in.

Conclusion. In Jackson, Mich., police took a good look at the Leslie High School bus, pronounced it unfit for service: poor tires, defective brakes, loose front left wheel, loose steering mechanism, cracked windshield, no muffler, no emergency brake, no tail pipe, no horn, no first aid kit.

The Girl Next Door. In Camden, N.J., Gustav W. Weber sought a divorce on the complaint that he had married the girl next door four years ago--but she went right back to mother on their wedding night, had stayed next door ever since.

Boom. In Albany, Governor Dewey upped the New York State allowance for maintenance of tramps in jail from 60-c- to $1 a day.

Plus & Minus. In Danville, Va., when the local radio, on a tip from a nameless schoolboy, broadcast the news that classes were called off, School Superintendent G. L. Johnson countered with a more reliable radio bulletin: Easter holidays would be shortened by one day.

The American Viewpoint. In Tokyo, Farmer Shigeyoshi Kezuka was unperturbed when the Government seized his hoarded rice harvest, shrewdly decided to capitalize on his nationwide publicity by running for the House of Representatives.

Bait. In Chicago, Irving Drell left $700 outside a safe in his office, hoping that if thieves did break in, they would take the ready cash and leave the safe alone. That, Drell finally complained to police, was exactly what some thieves had done.

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