Monday, Jun. 03, 1946

Names and natures do often agree.

--John Clarke,

Paroemiologia Anglo-Latina

Treasurer's Report. In Cleveland, Alexander Hamilton turned in Calvin Coolidge for passing a bum check.

Obstructionist. In Trinidad, an irate landlord sued David Cork for plugging the water tap.

Love in Bloom. In Phoenix, Ariz., Wayne Flowers and Martha Trees asked for a marriage license.

Gulp. In Rockville, Conn., Frank Swallow was named head of the Logan Drinking Cup Division, U.S. Envelope Co.

Roger. On Kwajalein, as Pilot Hooten flew in, Pilot Holler flew out.

Housing Note. In Paterson, N.J., Lillian Rentmeister was wed to Harry Fivehouse.

Winter's Tale. In Omaha, Dorothy Snow wisely chose Lawyer Frank Frost to plead her divorce case.

Grade A. In Little Valley, N.Y., A. L. Milks felt right at home as a director of the Dairymen's League.

Resurrection. In Madison, Wis., Dr. C. A. Deadman confounded hospital physicians by recovering handily from a severe heart ailment.

Bottled Up. In Newton, Kans., Robert Beer was jugged for bootlegging.

Bridal Training. At MacDill Field, Fla., Captain J. E. Goodbread gave his bride-to-be a sly hint of his ideas on wedded bliss. For ushers he chose Major Love, Captain Davenport, Lieut. Pipe.

Finally Licked. In Luppitt, England, after 59 years, Mary Stamp quit being postmistress.

Deep Are the Roots. In Coronado, Calif., Ernest Digweed entered a garden contest, took third place.

Doctors' Dilemma. In Colorado, at Buckley Field Station Hospital, Staff Sergeant Othal E. Chronic was down with chronic malaria.

Cinch. In Bay City, Mich., Peter Pipe took over as president of the Master Plumbers' Association.

Change of Heart. In Cleveland, May Dye got married, became May Linger.

Busy Signalman. On Okinawa, Corporal I. Ringham had a wonderful time operating an Army switchboard.

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