Path of Progress

Inventions recently granted patents by the U.S. Patent Office:

--A submarine engine fueled by hydrogen peroxide.

--A stencil that fits over fingernails for quicker, neater nail tinting.

--An aircraft carrier with its deck mounted on piston rods that automatically keep the deck level when the ship pitches.

--An unsinkable bathing suit.

--An airplane parachute that allows damaged plane to drift to earth without crashing.

--A cigaret with a built-in ash tray--fine glass' fibers that hold the ashes as the cigaret burns.

--A wind-making machine to produce the proper breezes for wafting pollen in nut-tree groves.

--An electrically heated safety razor for more comfortable shaving.

--A football helmet with radio receiver, presumably to facilitate communications from the coach.

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