Experience Unnecessary

From the Royse City, Tex. (pop.. 1,128) News-Times:

"TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN

"If you are expecting the stork to visit your home this year, and he has to come by way of Royse City, he will have to bring a check book to pay his bill before delivery, as the undersigned doctors delivered many babies during 1937 and over half of them have not been paid for.

"We do not need the experience and if you can not pay the bill, please do not call us as you have had nine months to prepare for this.

"To those who have not paid their 1937 bill in full or made satisfactory arrangements, do like the stork--be sure to bring your check book when you call again.

"A. G. COLLINS, M.D.

"T. N. ROACH, M.D."

Rebellious Artist

The creative and sexual instincts of mankind have been linked by eminent psychoanalysts who believe that when either is thwarted there are sad consequences. An extraordinary confirmation of this theory was noted last week by Tokyo's Asahi. Ryuichi Yoshikawa, a 27-year-old painter in Osaka, begged his parents and older brother to let him marry a geisha girl. They refused. That night, while the family slept, Ryuichi got a heavy knife and methodically chopped off the heads of his father, mother, sister, brother, sister-in-law, six-year-old nephew and three-year-old niece.

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