Drunk? Divorced? Dead?

To fill a country weekly with "Personals" takes many a telephone call, lots of time, some energy. Last week Publisher Frank B. Cox of the Douglas (Neb.) County Gazette decided to save on all three. In his paper he inserted this advertisement:

If you have:

Died, moved, eloped, been ill, sold out, sold hogs, been shot, been born, had a baby, been drunk, been gypped, had a fight, broken a leg, had a party, caught cold, been robbed, had company, been married, bought a car, been visiting, broken an arm, been courting, been divorced, been arrested, stolen anything, gone bughouse, lost your hair, had a birthday, had an anniversary, been bitten by a snake, had an accident, cut a new tooth or had an operation-- Get in touch with a representative of the Gazette.

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