MISCELLANY "Time brings all things."

Goddess

Long Beach, Calif, advertised its choice of float queen for Pasadena's Rose Tournament parade on New Year's Day by: 1) popping svelte Virginia Johnson inside a crown of roses (see cut); 2) redundantly dubbing her "Goddess of Venus."

Pearl

In Chicago, when Nino Rinaldo took Margot King & Sadie Stearns to the Ranch Cafe for lunch, Sadie Stearns picked an oyster from Margot King's plate to sample. When she found in it a $1,900 pearl, Discoverer Stearns, Orderer King, Payer Rinaldo, Vendor Ranch Cafe all brought suit for possession.

Feaster

In St. Louis, Mo., George Toomey, unemployed, hungry, greedy, gobbled three free holiday dinners, then stuffed down a fourth, died of overeating.

Feast

In Octani, Rumania, Nikola Stepan gave a great feast to celebrate the absence of his wife. When the wife failed to return his guests investigated, learned that Nikola Stepan had killed his wife, then cooked and served her for the feast.

Fall

In Toronto, Ontario, small Frank Williams toppled from his perch atop a ski-jump under repair, began an Soft, fall with a scream. Perched on a plank 15 ft. below, big Herman Bautzman heard the scream, stretched an arm, yanked small Frank Williams from the air and death.

Mistake

In Pittsburgh, Pa., citizens complained when they found in their brand new $6,000,000 post office not one single slot for mailing a 3-c- letter.

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