Three Wishes

In Detroit, Mich., Mrs. John Kulcznski said to John Kulcznski: "I wish you'd go out and have an accident." He was run over, lost part of a foot. Then Mrs. John Kulcznski said to John Kulcznski: "I wish you'd lose the other foot." He did. To stop Mrs. John Kulcznski from wishing a third wish, John Kulcznski is seeking a divorce.

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