Long Woolens

Trying not to gawp, a well mannered crowd at the British Industries Fair in London last week followed a distinguished party of visitors at a discreet distance. Hat in hand, bulky Lord Derby led the way. Behind him came the Duchess of York. A fashion show was in progress. Well knowing Queen Mary's aversion to bare legs on tennis courts, one manikin in flannel shorts and grasping a racket trembled and turned very red. The Duchess of York saved the day. "I think they are very practical," said she to Lord Derby.

Two days later Queen Mary and the Duke of York went to see the samples. Foraging by himself, the Duke of York discovered a pile of striped pajamas. "Men never buy this sort of thing for themselves," declared H.R.H. "I think bright fashions in men's pajamas were designed to catch the eyes of the wives."

"Tsk, Tsk," said Queen Mary abruptly. "I must buy some underwear for your father."

Long drawers, stalwart and snug, were produced. "These seem very good," said the Queen. "Are they all wool?"

"Oh, yes, Your Majesty. They are South African botany."

Queen Mary bought three pairs for the King.

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