Nudists Defiant

Germany's rich & reactionary von Papen Cabinet last, week cocked a glaring, bemonocled eye at the Fatherland's organized nudists, now said to number more than 200,000. Berlin's biggest ''nudist school'' was warned by police, acting under orders from Federal Administrator of Prussia Dr. Franz Bracht.

"If you come to arrest our 4,000 scholars." retorted the nudist rector, "they will follow you through the streets of Berlin to jail, willingly but nude!"

Appalled by this threat, the police sought instructions from their superiors who pensively ruled that the "nudist school" is in fact a "nudist club," that nudity is no crime on the club's "private premises."

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