"What' ll I Do?"

"Drive me to Buckingham Palace," said H.R.H. Prince George, youngest son of the King-Emperor, to a taxi chauffeur.

Prudent, the fellow drove to a police station, where he called cheerily, "Ullo! This bloke inside me cab wants to go to Bucking'am Palace. What'll I do wiv 'im?"

Nothing was done to the taxi driver.