After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride :

101 quarts of blood, gratis. (P. 16.)

"A gem of truth, bowered in lovely green trees and shrubs." (P. 21.)

A lovely co-ed behind sugar-barrels, sandbags. (P. 9.)

A bald spot on a rabbit's ear, (P. 23.)

A tall, springy baby carriage. (P. 9.)

Tashtegc the Indian's lungs. (P. 25.)

Gastronomy's diamond. (P. 45.)

An ambitous young man who has been to Reykjavik. (P. 35.)

"Spats correct" (P. 18.)

Hairy muzzle, tufted tail. (P. 30.)