After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

Pomp of banners, stallions, mustaches, death.

Baskets of fruit in every room.

Pug-nosed symphonophiles.

"Wonderful meat-mechanism."

A heavy, spatulate appendage, blotched and yellow.

Six Platos; thirteen Homers; a Huzzah.

La Prensa, newspaper of an entire nation.

An illustrious antithesis on dullness in public affairs.