Monday, Aug. 30, 1926

POINT with PRIDE

After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

Behavior of a Colloidal Miscella.

121 journeys with a handbarrow full of stones.

Florence Damm, Helen Damm, Margaret Agnes Damm, Jeannette Damm, Gertrude Damm.

The narrowest house in Manhattan.

Two Irishmen at the bottom of a river.

A calm temperament, expectant of good.

Tales of Jesus told in a thin, reedy voice.

A royal Jap on a craggy Alp.

Mary Byram.

VIEW with ALARM

Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

... a yokel in a nightgown screaming . . .

Two raddle-faced ruffians in a waterfront saloon.

A man who is always right.

Terrestrial collywobbles.

Chutes choking with franked mail.

Jones, a public official who "votes right."

Flying haystacks near Romney Marsh.

Failure of the Ford entries to finish.

A Representative who has daubed no pretty picture; a Senator who has outdone Titian.

Every time a child eats a lollypop.

. . . alley-cats, hounds, rats.