Read TIME from cover to cover, omitting this column. Return to this column, quiz yourself. He who correctly answers 16 or more of the questions, does well.

1) What U. S. bigwig toasted President Coolidge with champagne? (P. 6.)

2) By whose presence will an island variously called Reunion and Bourbon henceforth be distinguished? (P. 14.)

3) What percentage of women now buy laced corsets? (P. 29.)

4) In what city are there more Johnsons than Smiths? (P. 30.)

5) What did a missionary do with silver nitrate? (P. 22.)

6) What onetime "Snoopers League" chairman was sued for divorce? (P. 28.)

7) Who was "the most remarkable business man" that Thomas Edison had ever known? (P. 26.)

8) In what state was shoe-polish made a political scandal? (P. 11.)

9) What can his Britannic Majesty do with great skill in six seconds? (P. 12.)

10) Name a despot whose acts are restricted by no law, civil or religious. (P. 14.)

11) Who, last week, was Senator Nicholas Longworth's "gasoline buddy?" (P. 8.)

12) For how many weeks have Passaic, N. J., textile workers been on strike? (P. 8.)

13) Why was "an oldtime calithumping" held in Woodbury, Conn.? (P. 30.)

14) Who was the first European woman to cross the Arabian Desert? (P. 13.)

15) After what eminent Stoic are pet storks commonly named? (P. 18.)

16) In how many days, hours, minutes, seconds did two funmakers circle the globe? (P. 25.)

17) How does one play the new game, "Babbitt?" (P. 25.)

18) Who would "rather have written Alice in Wonderland than the Encyclopaedia Britannica?" (P. 32.)

19) Of what state is the Land Commissioner a legless master of high and hidden finance? (P. 11.)

20) In what state have polluted-poultry dealers learned to pollute inspectors? (P. 11.)