Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Bunk and worse than bunk.

Any music played on a sexophone.

A mixed orchestra in Glasgow and Edinburgh.

All the Dutchmen in London.

A mincing pedestrian with yellow hair all abroad.

Weird chants that the Bowdoin's operator explained.

The Mr. Chiltons of the world.

A tall Persian cat.