Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Four small men in silks . . . twisting . . . (P. 30, col. 3.)

Merchants who wish to conceal the fact that they are on earth. (P. 28, col. 1.)

An account of Shelley's cremation, at a Washington breakfast table. (P. 26, col. 3.)

Americans . . . each one followed by a pickpocket. (P. 30, col. 3.)

A semi-baldheaded man. (P. 5, col. 1.)

A bobbing Adam's apple. (P. 12, col. 1.)

An inept revenue agent. (P. 12, col. 1.)

A small kitten smiling ... (P. 25, c )1 1.)