Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

A tower of Babel quickly erected. (Page 3, column 3.)

A hairless, scrubbed and tasteless eunuch. (P. IS, col. 2.)

"Glug," "glug, glug." (P. 18, col. 3.)

' Youthful sardines . . . wholesale assassinations." (P. 9, col. 2.)

"Ye critics" whose actions must be explained. (P. 4, col. 1.)

Soulless women. (P. 4, col. 3.)

The explorations of a fly. (P. 5, col. 1.)

A secret inter-Anglo-Saxon plot. (P. 2, col. 3.)

An accident in the Polish Corridor. (P. 10, col. 3.)

Shy bachelor, who makes but three dates in 203 years. (P. 28, col. 3.)

Large black boars. (P. 13, col. 1.)