Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

The Maharaja's izzet. (P. 6, col. 1.)

A special club smoking car. (P. 3, col. 3.)

Drinking wagers, on time and quantity. (P. 17, col. 2.)

Climbing into the clouds with a sledgehammer. (P. 15, col. 2.)

An earl fleeing to the Sphinx. (P. 10, col. 2.)

Asparagus in the jaws of a crocodile. (P. 10, col. 2.)

A glad heart. (P. 9, col. 1.) Coolidge criticism. (P. 8, col. 1.)

Lucifer, advisor to the first thinker. (P. 11, col. 1.)

Simplefyd spelin. (P. 16, col. 1.)