Monday, Apr. 06, 1925

Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Stomach-punching wild beasts. (P. 15, col. 2.)

Oxford submersed. (P. 20, col. 3.)

Blackamoors wailing in gyves. (P. 12, col. 2.)

A delicately definitive word. (P. 23, col. 1.)

A tough-thonged whip. (P. 5, cob 1.)

Fourteen wriggling Communists. (P. <). col. 3.)

A 30-day kick. (P. 9, col. 1.)

The mortuary of all songs. (P. 13, rol. 1.)

A 30-year-old candy box. (P. 14, col. 1.)

Bad lions. (P. 15, col. 1.)

Two patients at Walter Reed Hospital. (P. 1, col. 1.)