Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant patriot views with alarm:

"A curious example of scrambled misunderstandings." (P. 19, c

Ring-around-a-rosy with the Lad as Rosy. (P. 16, col. 3.)

The guts of a tortured dog. (P. 16, col. 1.)

"Grave old plodders, gay young friskers." (P. 7, col. 3.)

A paunchy Dutch biped. (P. 15, col. 1.)

Balcony buffoons. (P. 28, col. 2.)

Sticks and stones, mud, spitballs, hard peas. (P. 28, col. 2.)

A wife about to play quarterback for the 'Varsity. (P. 23, col. 1.)