Monday, Dec. 08, 1924
Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
Eyes "big as baseballs," round and black. (P. 8, col. 2.)
A lady "furry and smelly." (P. 16, col. 1.)
A rude escort who "started in with the very first paragraph and read during the intermission . . . without once stopping." (P. 30, col. 2.)
A city alive with people running this way and that. (P. 11, col. 1.)
A Premier ''without ability and undeserving." (P. 11, col. 3.)
A mustached mouth--once straight--now drooping at the ends. (P. 12, col. 2.)
Andrew J. Volstead clapping his hand to the shoulders of Jesus Christ. (P. 16, col. 1.)