After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

Cheerleader Mullen, who gyrated himself into a dead faint. (Page 20, column 2.)

The Bernard Shaw of the 17th Century. (P. 13, col. 1.)

A girl clean and fine and REAL. (P. 13, col. 3.)

An elderly gentleman, immaculately dressed in evening clothes. (P. 1, col. 1.)

A world inhabited. wholly by Duchesses and the kind of people Duchesses know. (P. 15, col. 2.)

Two agile men, with eyes of falcons. (P. 22, col. 3.)

1,246 different words. (P. 2, col. 1)