Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

An unhealthy protuberance in the publishing field. (Page 25, column 2.)

The most arrogant advertisement in the world. (P. 16, col. 2.)

The disease of a certain Mexican woman. (P. 26, col. 3.)

A show that wound up "with dirt behind the ears." (P. 23, col. 1.)

The sort of person that modern Chief Justices and aging college presidents were warned against in their salad days. (P. 16, col. 3.)

Macfadden himself in various stages of undress. (P. 25, col. 2.)

A woman, listless, tearstained, slum-mocky. (P. 17, col. 1.)

The coldest, the shiniest audience in the land. (P. 16, col. 1.)

Plain speaking between relatives. (P. 2, col. 1.)