Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

"A damned outrageous invasion of what are known as individual rights." (Page 5, column 1.)

"Any man who paints his face and blackens his eyebrows." (P. 17, cols. 2 & 3.)

Notorious difficulties of speech and leisurely mental processes. (P. 4, col. 2.)

The pinheads on the political committees. (P. 2, col. 1.)

A ponderous and uneventful evening. (P. 15, col. 3.)

"The most degraded of all trades." (P. 13, col. 2.)

The last word in flippant sophistication. (P. 14, col. 1.)

Verbose CzechoSlovakian horseplay. (P. 10, col. 3.)

A thing Yale undergraduates, professors, alumni could ill stomach. (P. 17, col. 1.)

Those family friends who toss a baby to the ceiling and neglect to catch it. (P. 22, col. 3.)

"No more pride than a tramp; . . . no more moral sense than a wax figure; no more sex than a tape worm."(P. 13, col. 2.)

A mediocre dentist. (P. 6, col. 3.)

A tendency toward tartness. (P. 4, col. 2.)