Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Concubinal cupidity. (P. 10.)

Oozing fritters drenched in the syrup of the happy ending. (P. 13.)

An angry editorial. (P. 9.)

A horny finger of scorn pointed at the U. S. (P. 10.)

The most offensive (to the censors) play that has ever appeared on the U. S. stage. (P. 16.)

Some of the beds which Prof. Leacock weeds. (P. IS.)

Sharp criticism and retort from formerly friendly lips. (P. 22.)

Greenland's icy mountains. (P. 22.)

An alleged punch in the eye at the hand of a piebald comedian. (P. 17.)

Faces pinched with arrogance, petulant with breeding. (P. 17.)

A double-breasted blue coat, tightly buttoned. (P. 1.)

A Countess who can neither act nor sing nor dance. (P. 17.)

The religious belief of the Hoopoo (P. 15.)

A damp and clammy hand. (P. 25.)

A cruel stepfather. (P. 29.)

A spade called a "b---- shovel."

(P. 8.)

"Rote, rut and rot." (P. 18.)

"A terrible story of love, licit and illicit." (P. 13.)

A few low-grade nouveaux riches. (P. 9.)