Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

A golfer who dubbed; a pitcher who suddenly "walked" two batters. (P. 1.)

The uncontrollable passion of an Austrian baroness. (P. 11.)

The consistent ambiguity of a long word. (P. 11.)

Barriers that were bent but not broken. (P. 15.)

A loud burst of laughter, a white cloud, nostrils issuing two wisps of whitish light. (P. 16.)

Figures that curled into space like the tail of Alice's mouse. (P. 19.)

Tall tales about gland-transplanting miracles, (P. 21.)

The one thing in the world that is too dangerous to monkey with. (P. 24.)

An all-round athlete, a magnificent horseman. (P. 28.)

Guards slamming the doors of carriages. (P. 18.)

The "youngest white bride on record." (P. 31.)

Pacifist societies that believe Black Jack itches. (P. 5.)

A Negro cook who went up in a flurry. (P. 1.)

A stringent anti-Semitic law. (P. 11.)

Tobacco blended with music. (P. 14.)

A magnificent figure of Washington stark nude. (P. IS.)

A long tiled porch all a-titter and aflutter. (P. 28.)

A Parliamentary picture powwow. (P. 8.)

Firpo-like discrepancies in Japanese passports. (P. 29.)

A U. S. Senator who opened his jackknife. (P. 6.)