Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

"Cultured" pictures, "frank statements," "plain advice." (P. 24.)

A question that baffled the most astute of foreign correspondents. (P. 13.)

A depressed genius on a tiny farm. (P. 18.)

Smells of whale-oil, rope, duck, slaughterhouses and rum made from molasses. (P. 16.)

Frog-in-the-well advancement. (P. 5.)

A man who eavesdropped at the door of a woman's SOUL. (P. 25.)

Old Glory cut from the halyards with a razor, crumpled up, insulted. (P. 13.)

A squabble that became bitter and ended in a challenge. (P. 10.)

A soul that will "fly to America to punish Albert Johnson and his kind." P. 31.)

Three hundred fifty-six relatives lamenting. (P. 30).

"A toe nimbly pointed, as for the pirouette or gavotte." (P. 17.)

A turmoil in London's Zoo. (P. 20.)

Public humiliation resulting from a burst water main. (P. 30.)

Human necks, incased in dog collars. (P. 9.)

A stomach ache. It caused Suzanne to exclaim: Je ne peux plus jouer! (P. 28.)