Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

"Painful amazement throughout the world." (P. 11.)

An only son who developed into a degenerate. (P. 14.)

Three rollicking gentlemen, arm-in-arm, in top hats. (P. 7.)

The Congress that nobody liked. (P. 3.)

Skirmishes with the student body, alumni and faculty. (P. 20.)

Inflammation of the bowels caused by eating peanuts. (P. 18.)

The wrong couple forced to occupy a bedroom together. (P. 16.)

Frederick the Great in a showcase. (P. 11.)

Pretty frocks and dashing sport clothes all wrapped up in raincoats. (P. 26.)

A sponge in the inside of a soldier. (P. 10.)

A thief that weighed 6,720 pounds. (P. 9.)

The red flag in South Africa. (P.

A moonless night, a thunderstorm, two sessions of fog. (P. 30.)

"Wild grandpops." (P. 16.)

A dance with naked swords. (P. 13.)

Blood-vessels like steam pipes. (P. 18.)