Monday, Jun. 02, 1924

Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Gritting teeth. (P. 26.)

A livid face. (P. 3.)

Eyes rolling with fury. (P. 13.)

Clenched fists. (P. 19.)

A face purple with rage. (P. 7.)

Presidential priority over Californian cattle. (P. 1.)

The U. S. 70% inefficient. (P. 7.)

Two Reverend Doctors threatening to bolt. (P. 20.)

The Pepper child. (P. 2.)

Abolition of a Monarchy. (P. 9.)

A painful emulation. (P. 12.)

A rodent; a "most wretched, puny, skin-and-bone creature." (P. 8.)

Court officials walking backwards. (P. 8.)

Self-Deification and self-Napoleonification. (P. 11.)

Kingly guffaws, or a razz by Ras. (P. 11.)

An injustice to a champion's personal charm. (P. 26.)

Ghouling in all its ghastliness. (P. 12.)

"Absolute bumptiousness." (P. 26.) Gritty tooth pastes. (P. 27.)