Monday, Jun. 02, 1924
Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
Gritting teeth. (P. 26.)
A livid face. (P. 3.)
Eyes rolling with fury. (P. 13.)
Clenched fists. (P. 19.)
A face purple with rage. (P. 7.)
Presidential priority over Californian cattle. (P. 1.)
The U. S. 70% inefficient. (P. 7.)
Two Reverend Doctors threatening to bolt. (P. 20.)
The Pepper child. (P. 2.)
Abolition of a Monarchy. (P. 9.)
A painful emulation. (P. 12.)
A rodent; a "most wretched, puny, skin-and-bone creature." (P. 8.)
Court officials walking backwards. (P. 8.)
Self-Deification and self-Napoleonification. (P. 11.)
Kingly guffaws, or a razz by Ras. (P. 11.)
An injustice to a champion's personal charm. (P. 26.)
Ghouling in all its ghastliness. (P. 12.)
"Absolute bumptiousness." (P. 26.) Gritty tooth pastes. (P. 27.)