Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

The muffled astounded by the unmuffled during an anteprandial peregrination. (P. 1.)

U. S. Senators, snorting and trumpeting like hippopotami surprised at the feeding hour. (P. 3.)

A threatened fight between the rash and the burly which ended in reciprocal nastiness. (P. 5.)

The cost of advertising an empire. (P. 8.)

An unkiddable Lord Mayor with agnostic proclivities. (P. 8.)

A crisis in the other U. S. A. and its effect on the Prince of Wales. (P. 8.)

Deutschland Ueber Alles "alles" ueber Deutschland. (P. 10.)

Harry K. Thaw. He hurled rabbits. (P. 26.)

Any cataloguable ape. (P. 18.)

The gum-chewers' press, the gum-chewers and the gum. (P. 26.)

World-government from a professor's study. (P. 18.)

An orchestral dilemma. (P. 15.) The invisible sting of death. (P. 19.)

The Skeleton of a woman more than eight feet in height. (P. 20.)

Babies born with goitre. (P. 20.)

Disinterred corpses, voices from the grave, razors dripping blood. (P. 14.)