Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

The heavy-hanging face of William Randolph Hearst. (P. 20.)

A willingness to discuss anything at any time on any evidence. (P. 17.)

A very thinly disguised Weber & Fields comedian. (P. 16.)

The "Teapot Dome scandal of grand operadom." (P. 13.)

A steamingly crowded hall. (P. 18.)

Uncle Sam's unpatted belly. (P. 4.)

Poison for Dr. Gessmann the first evening after their reunion. (P. 10.)

Fifty anti-Jewish students armed with clubs. (P. 11.)

The inevitable occidental camera. (P. 11.)

Mythical hoatzins. (P. 19.)

Buzzards and stud sparrows. (P. 2.)

A dreadful thing. (P. 4.)

Sandwiches and stuff like gingerpop. (P. 5.)

A grandmother with a purpose. (P. 5.)

"The highest spirits and the strangest clothes." (P. 14.)

A siren too corpulent to vamp anyone but a Turkish Sultan. (P. 17.)

"Waste of the ointment." (P. 15.)

Everything lefthanded. (P. 16.)

Piccadilly peccadilloes. (P. 16.)

A lion's cage in midwest America. (P. 15.)

Robert Burns in the background. (P. 18.)

Sun-baked bread. (P. 19.)