After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

Seventeen fraternities all hushed into a single building. (P. 17.)

A greater king than Canute. (P. 1.) Fighting Bob's pocket. (P. 1.)

Grapefruit, sausage, buckwheat cakes, syrup. (P. 1.)

A table not too good for representatives of the American press. (P. 12.)

The dress-suited form of Charles Beecher Warren. (P. 12).

Eva Bretz, Nellie Moore, Mrs. Jamison, Mrs. Sholck. (P. 5.)

Diplomatic firmness and good temper. (P. 8.)

Glorious Palmero, famed for its courtesy. (P. 9.)

160 miles of eight-foot wire fence. (P. 5.)

Luscious verbiage, hanging from heavily laden political boughs. (P. 2.)

A leader whose virtues were many. (P. 2.)

Uncle Sam's fatted purse. (P. 4.)

High grade service for the community. (P. 20.)

A fledgling of Kansas City. (P. 13.)

Philadelphia, Cleveland, St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Buffalo. (P. 20.)

A high grade service much appreciated by the persons of the community. (P. 20.)

Young Mr. Lament, with strong undergraduate support. (P. 18.)

Stingless bees. (P. 19.)

Housewives of Crystal Bay, Lake Minnetonka. (P. 13.)