After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the. Generous Citizen points with pride to:

"A kind papa, a worthy man."

An adjectival bout.

The presentation of a "first class tobacco shop."

A man "without a compeer . . . either in misery or in bliss."

A pot-mending tiger.

A flash of red carpet, bows, salutes, handshakes.

The ducking of Dunkards.

A cabbage-hat.

Simmons blossoming in the South Atlantic.

A new Cabinet: Secretary of Art, Secretary of Poetry, Prosemaster General.

Copper for 16 1/2-c-, steel for $58.

Studentdom thankful.

"His Excellency, General."

The apostle of the close shave.

Unconcern with pants and petticoats.

Maximite and caffeine.

"Uncle Sam in the capital and Santa Claus in a sleigh."

Them whose faith and truth on war's red touchstone rang true metal.