Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

A jazz-bitten but charming Leila. (P. 17.)

France, slapping Uncle Sam over the whiskers. (P. 9.)

The loveless prayer of Savage Christian Papini. (P. 19.)

A key-note speech which, if 100% American, is also 100% hate. (P. 5.)

The new giants of modern sculpture. (P. 13.)

The tears of Poincare. (P. 7.)

Russia's microscopic consumption of newsprint paper. (P. 23.)

The French army officer whose horrible prophecy might be mistaken for the child of his desire. (P. 9.)

The death of a newspaper written by gentlemen for gentlemen. (P. 23.)

Suspicion of moisture on the steps of a Scandinavian throne. (P. 27.)

An immigration station which has 1,500 beds too few. (P. 5.)

The War and Navy Departments: divided they stand, united they fall.

Odds of 9 1/2 to 100. (P. 2.)

The Veterans' Bureau--a mess in every drawer. (P. 3.)

The fact that Frank R. Kent is too much in the right about politics-- humbuggery everywhere. (P. 6.)

A show that might stop poor girls from coming to New York. (P. 18.)

The proposition that a king might sell himself into matrimony. (P. 12.)