Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

A Chicago Tribune recipe for killing children. (P. 21.)

New Red alarms among the United Mine Workers. (P. 4.)

A serious grammatical blunder by an outstanding scholar. (P. 25.)

Persistent squabbling in our Philippine nursery. (P. 2.)

Britain's radio Babbitts, unappreciative of learned discourse. (P. 9.)

Any who blink or explain away an obvious business depression. (P. 23.)

Newspapers that arouse false hopes in their diabetic public by exaggerating

Seven days with no more knowledge why seven ships were wrecked. (P. 3.)

Whippings, floggings, disturbances that called for state-wide martial law in Oklahoma. (P. 6.)

The fate of Fiume, balancing on a sword's point. (P. 10.)

The washing of the Southern tip of Lower California by a tidal wave. (P. 13.)

Archbishop Platon who stays in New York without standing. (P. 17.)

A champion typist lost in politics. (P. 25.)

The possible disappearance of the best known portrait of Jefferson. (P. 2.)

No quorum, no President, in China. (P. 12.)

Feminine hobnobbing with a " henna beard." (P. 9'.)

Automatic spanking. (P. 9.) Demise of the mark. (P. 10.)

A Hollywood which backs Tilden against a native California son. (P. 20.)